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Nicole Vaidisova Should Retire From Professional Tennis

Nicole Vaidisova got bageled by Bethanie Mattek. Yes, BAGELED by Bethanie Mattek. Not only that, she only won three games. I’m sorry but, this is just not acceptable for someone once heralded as a future world no. 1 and multi grand slam champion. Luckily, she’s only nineteen and has time to get herself together but, if she isn’t willing to put in the work she should just do us all a favor and retire.


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Crashing Out

Nicole Vaidisova crashed out of the French Open on day 1 of the tournament, losing to Czech qualifier, Iveta Benesova, 6-7 (2), 1-6. Vaidisova has had past success at Roland Garros, reaching the semifinals in 2006 and the quarters last year. This is her sixth straight loss in a very mediocre year for Vaidisova. Her best result to date is the 4th round at the Australian Open.

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What’s the Deal With Nicole Vaidisova?

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Is this chick married, engaged, what is it? Nicole was seen at the Sony Ericsson Open Kickoff Party with a large rock on her ring finger. (Note: It’s eastern European tradition to wear wedding bands on their right hands). There was a rumour floating around that Vaidisova applied for a marriage liscence with Radek Stepanek, but neither would comment on the issue. Maybe this is the reason for her crappy play of late.

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I’m Gonna Throw Up


Nicole Vaidisova and Radek Stepanek may be the most disgusting couple on the face of the planet. Mostly because Radek and his… face, but also because of Nicole’s very, very poor taste in men. First Melzer and now Stepanek. Nicole, you can do so much better than that man-slut.

Oh and Radek should never be allowed to make that face again. Actually, he shouldn’t be allowed to make any face again.

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Bagel Watch!


Ana Ivanovic gave out a second set bagel to Nicole Vaidisova today in the 3rd round of the Dubai Tennis Championships. Ivanovic won 6-4, 6-0. Nikki V is getting what shes giving, I guess. Not so sure about the reddish version of Ana’s Aussie Open dress though. It looks just a tidbit strange.

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Bagel Watch!


In today’s bagel watch Nicole Vaidisova dishes out a second set bagel to Aiko Nakamura. Scoreline: 6-3, 6-0. Nikki V sets up an interesting second round encounter with world number 2, Ana Ivanovic.

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