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Mini Break

Throw Up the Deuce is taking a mini hiatus for the next few days. As much as I would love to continue blogging, we don’t have a decent Internet connection at the beach house. Oh, well, you’re just gonna have to do without me. Be back on Wednesday.

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The Upcoming Week

Here’s what’s coming up in the tennis world for the week of April 7, 2008

ATP:

Davis Cup Quarterfinals

Russia v Czech Republic

Argentina v Sweden

Germany v Spain

United States v France

WTA:

Bausch and Lomb Campionships, Amelia Island, Florida, U.S.A. Tier II, $600,000. Defending champion: Tatiana Golovin. Notables: Maria Sharapova, Daniela Hantuchova, Anna Chakvetadze, Marion Bartoli.

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The Queen of Miami

Serena Williams won her fifth title in Miami on Saturday with a 6-1, 5-7, 6-3, victory ove Serbia’s Jelena Jankovic. Holding true to tradition, this women’s final was a roller coaster ride. Serena was up 6-1, 3-0 and let the set slip away. Williams needed 8 match points to finish off Jankovic and utterly demolished a racquet in the process:

With the win, Serena ties Steffi Graf for most Miami titles, with five.

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Check It Out

New videos have been added to the video vault page. Now that you’ve read this you are morally obligated to GO AND CHECK IT OUT. So go. Now. Do it.

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Dear ATP Players,

Dear ATP Players,

Could you guys be a little more interesting? Please? I would love to blog about you but you guys just never do anything interesting enough to blog about. I mean can we get some drama, please? Someone, have a kid, get married, retire unexpectedly, punch a photographer in the face, anything! Why won’t any of you guys do something questionable so I can accuse you of being gay. Its one of my favorite pastimes. Just do something! I want to write about you, I really do, but you guys are going to have to help me out here.

Love,

kthanxbye

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